It's not rain... it's not sand... I am unfamiliar with this substance...
My Pap-Pap would say that this tree is 'nicely flocked!'
So, I almost got the Dad guy figured out: one part Leprechaun, one part Orangutan, and apparently, one part Yeti. No wonder Mom loves him - he's like his own endangered species.
Video Fun (still haven't gotten that aspect ration problem solved, sorry!):