I think I'm turning Japanese...

...I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so... or at least they're telling me I'm a tiny bit jaundice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaundice) so I'm gonna just chill at the baby spa here for another day. They've got this fake'n'bake tanning bed thing-0 they want me to try. Supposed to be good for the complexion, y'know.

By the way, that title up there are song lyrics from something called the 80's, which my Dad says was "totally awesome." Apparently, either I'll get it or I won't. And by that time, 'it' will have changed into something else. Right now, however, 'it' is Moms!















She looks really good this morning, dontcha think?



I've also been a regular at this great diner called the Teat n' Nipple - nice place, good service. They have a cream stout that'll set you totally straight. Does me right! And yes, there might be the added bonus of a tiny taste of Mom's percocet lacing the draught. Get it where you can, I say!

The light is pretty good in here this morning so I thought I'd pose for a few more shots for the fanbase. Love you all!

xoxo
Ivy






What is that?


A finger?





Perhaps I eats it... but it might be nasty...

Oh, and I got cute feets.